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Sir Rod Stewart is set to grace the Glastonbury Festival's Pyramid Stage this weekend, taking on the coveted "legends" slot. However, the rock icon isn't entirely thrilled with the terminology used to describe his Sunday afternoon performance. "I just wish they wouldn't call it the tea time slot," Stewart confessed in a recent interview. "That sounds like pipe and slippers, doesn't it?" Despite his reservations about the name, Stewart has secured an extended 90-minute set, promising a high-energy performance packed with hits.

A Rock Icon's Perspective

Stewart, who previously headlined Glastonbury in 2002, brings a vast catalogue spanning decades to Worthy Farm. From his early days with The Faces to his solo successes and later forays into crooning, his setlist promises a journey through rock and pop history. Songs like "Maggie May," "Stay With Me," and "Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?" are expected to feature prominently, alongside his interpretations of classics like "Downtown Train" and "Have I Told You Lately."

The "Legends" Slot: A Glastonbury Tradition

The "legends" slot at Glastonbury is a long-standing tradition, offering a platform for established artists to connect with a multi-generational audience. Previous performers include Dolly Parton, Lionel Richie, and Shirley Bassey, each delivering memorable sets that have become festival highlights. "The legends slot is a crucial part of Glastonbury's identity," explains music historian Dr. Emily Carter of the University of Bristol. "It's a moment where different generations can come together to celebrate iconic artists and their enduring impact on music culture." Carter further notes that "while some artists might initially bristle at the 'legends' tag, it ultimately signifies their place in music history and their ability to transcend generational divides."

Looking Back, Moving Forward

Stewart's 2002 Glastonbury performance was initially met with some skepticism, but his undeniable stage presence and hit-filled setlist won over the crowd. He, however, admits to having little recollection of the performance. Now, decades later, he is focused on delivering a performance that resonates with both long-time fans and new listeners alike. He acknowledges the pressure of fitting a career's worth of music into a limited time. "Usually I do well over two hours, so there's still a load of songs we won't be able to do," he says. "But we've been working at it. I'm not gonna make any announcements between songs. I'll do one number, shout 'next,' and go straight into the next one. I'm going to get in as many songs I can."

From Harmonica to Headline Act: A Unique Journey

Stewart's path to stardom began unexpectedly with his harmonica skills. Spotted playing on a train platform by blues musician Long John Baldry, he was encouraged to develop his singing voice. This led to his stints with the Jeff Beck Group and The Faces, known for their raucous performances and Rolling Stones-inspired energy. The Faces' antics even earned them a ban from the Holiday Inn hotel chain. While his contemporaries often succumbed to the excesses of rock and roll, Stewart attributes his relative moderation to his dedication to football. He readily admits to “dabbling” in drugs, but claims it never took over his life.

Personal Life and Legacy

Beyond his music, Stewart's personal life has been well-documented, including his relationships and marriages. He is now happily married to Penny Lancaster, with whom he recently celebrated their 18th wedding anniversary. Family remains a priority for the singer, who has eight children. His youngest son, Aiden, has even become a keen historian of his father's music.

"A Humble Storyteller"

Stewart's Glastonbury appearance coincides with the release of a new greatest hits album, his 20th compilation. Reflecting on his career, he downplays his songwriting abilities, describing himself as "just a storyteller." However, his ability to connect with audiences through his music is undeniable. "I don't care anymore what the critics think," he says. "I'm there to entertain my people."

Professor Sarah Jones, a sociologist specializing in celebrity culture at Cardiff University, adds: "Rod Stewart's enduring appeal lies in his authenticity and his ability to evolve while staying true to his roots. He's a relatable figure who has navigated the complexities of fame with a certain charm and self-awareness. His Glastonbury performance is not just a concert; it's a celebration of a career that has touched the lives of millions."

As Sir Rod Stewart takes to the Pyramid Stage, Glastonbury attendees and viewers worldwide can anticipate a performance filled with energy, nostalgia, and the timeless appeal of a true rock legend. Whether it's "tea time" or not, the show promises to be a highlight of the festival. ```